Traditional

Increasing in purism:

A lot of younguns today desire wireless internet access in their places of work and home. They want everything to be available to them to purchase and use, thinking it is unreasonable when these things are made inconvenient. Personally, I think we should do away with internet. If you want to talk with someone call or text them with a cell phone, it's good enough. The internet is unnecessary, phones are good enough and we should be grateful for dial-up. Don't be so demanding.

A lot of people today are very disconnected from others because they use phones. They want everything immediately done and not have the anticipation of waiting for something to go across the country on a pony and have that long lifelong conversation. When everything with a phone takes so little time people spend a lot less time talking. We should bring back the pony express. Phones are unnecessary because everything can be transferred by pony, it won't kill you. Don't be so demanding.

A lot of people today feel like they need to write things down. Back in my day we committed everything to memory and recited the old stories on the beginning of the world which we know so well we don't need to write anything down.  Writing is unnecessary, memorization is enough. Don't be so demanding.

The only difference between these three statements is when they were popular.

The good is the enemy of the best.